fumatekir

"There's something at your lips."

Hatta stared. Karno had been trying to take his chances, slowly, since this morning. Of course he knew what would happen. "What is it?" He let him, though. Hatta just didn't have enough hypocrisy to keep pushing his boyfriend away.

Karno smiled mischievously. "A call for my lips."

As expected.

Hatta just rolled his eyes, not escaping when Karno moved closer, and closer, and closer until they were only a breath away.

But of course someone had to ruin it. This time, it's Syahrir. Hatta had a suspicion Syahrir did it mainly because he wanted to piss of the Bung Besar of their café.

"Look, I'm not saying you can't kiss and be silly goofy assed couple here," he said, appearing out of nowhere. Karno jerked, and then he cursed loudly. "But this is a workplace, dudes. Have some etiquettes at least."

"Shut the fuck up!" yelled Karno, glaring angrily at the short man. "You're just fucking jealous that Dutch Lady never come here again, you delusional dick!"

Syahrir's face darkened. "Watch your mouth. You'll understand our pain when I get a date of my own and never stop harassing them in front of everyone."

"Go on! I never forbid any of you to be like me," Karno grumbled. "It's just you who can't get laid."

Hatta was just standing there, watching quietly, suddenly forgotten as the two debated yet again, cornered by Karno. This was not a rare occurence.

"That's bullshit," Syahrir said irritably. He suddenly grabbed Dirman's arm, who was just accidentally walking by. His arm tangled with the pattiserie. "I can totally date Dirman right now."

Dirman stopped, looked weirdly. "Why am I involved?"

"We're gonna date," Syahrir told him.

Dirman merely raised his eyebrow. "I thought you're not into men?"

"I'm into anyone who is able to care for me," Syahrir insisted. "We're gonna do great. We can piss of Karno by imitating his gross smoochy face everyday."

"Hm. Sounds great. Okay." Dirman didn't dislike Karno like Syahrir, but he was pretty much into annoying people. "I'm in."

Syahrir sticked his tongue out to Karno, then slumped his head to Dirman's shoulder, who just patted his hair.

Karno stared in disbelief. What a surreal situation. "You both are insane and pathetic."

"Said the man who was trying to get into my pants during work break," Hatta replied. He stepped out of Karno's lock, and then went away just like that. "Really rich coming from you." Hatta was as flat as a sneaker. He laughed inside, though.

Karno looked very betrayed. "Ta!" he called, but Hatta already got back to his post.

Syahrir laughed. "Look who's pathetic now," he booed, and then went out, still clinging to Dirman who just went along with it.